I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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