With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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