Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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