He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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