Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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