Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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