Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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