During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think your dad took our porno
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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