D3 body, D1 cock
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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