Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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