In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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