are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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