New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
