So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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