But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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