i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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