i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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