is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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