hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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