Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
