I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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