How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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