grandma shit on top of the toilet
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I didn't notice because vodka
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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