That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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