That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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