I want to stick my p in your. b.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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