Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Your cock deserves a montage
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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