i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
well you can't waste a boner
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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