This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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