so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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