Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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