You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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