just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
