It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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