Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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