You don't have asthma, your pregnant
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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