I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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