She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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