isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
