Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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