I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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