marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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