Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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