Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I think your dad took our porno
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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