so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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