He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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