Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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