I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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