There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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