those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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