I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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