hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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