I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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