Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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