I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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