So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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