I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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