I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
