i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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