Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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